Top 10 Reasons Why I Don’t Bike to Work

1. It’s far.

2. I’m scared of traffic.

3. I don’t know where my helmet is.

4. I like hearing my boss ask me day after day when I’m going to start riding my bike to work.

5. The MTA is a perfect specimen of a well-oiled public transportation network, and never has any problems.

6. I’m too sleepy for a 4 mile bike ride through Brooklyn in the morning.

7. I like my 40 minutes of alone playing with my phone time while standing on the train.

8. I’m worried that biking to work is a gateway to vegetarianism and healthy living.

9. The designated bike path doesn’t ride past the water the whole way, but cuts inland, and takes me out of my way.

10. My bike is in my mom’s garage. 20130619-083735.jpg20130619-083744.jpg20130619-083752.jpg20130619-083813.jpg

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